Steven Langbroek:

Imagine you take a job as a ship captain. You bike into the harbor on your first day, excited to meet your crew. You notice the ship isn't there, but Greg, the very excitable recruiter you spoke to, waves you over and assures you it's not a problem. You're strapped to a catapult and miraculously launched onto the ship. The previous captain started a fire because another captain explained internal combustion to him at Captainpalooza 2025, and he wanted to start iterating towards that. He was pushed off the ship, but took the manual with him. Wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact the entire ship was custom-built for him. The ship still has sails, but they're not connected to the mast, and the internal combustion engine semi-bolted to the stern still has parts scattered all over the deck.